Hey contmuffin why don’t you climb in your Douche Canoe shirt

I have been looking for this post trying to remember all the Hey contmuffin why don’t you climb in your douche canoe shirt titles, thank you kind sir you are a gentleman and a scholar Thank you Hadnt heard THUNDER CUNT since boot camp when i tore my scrotum climbing over a gate on the cattle truck and my drill sergeant used to say that about me when we had to go back to the barracks to change my dressing. I use douche canoe every day.

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